23 Failed Celebrity Side Projects That Had Them Crawling Back to Their Bread and Butter

Highly creative individuals such as ourselves know how it feels to yearn for another art form. We’ve solely been writing pre-list blurbs for years now, and even though it’s made us world famous millionaires, it hasn’t been satisfying our creative itch for a while now. We asked the Cracked higher-ups for a new assignment involving real think pieces about serious world issues, but like these overly ambitious celebrities, we quickly learned that success in one creative field doesn’t necessarily translate to success in another.

Makes sense, right? Like, LeBron James probably wouldn’t be able to score a goal in the NHL. Not that we’re comparing ourselves to LeBron James. That dude is on another level in the pre-list blurb writing game.

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